the office

- contrary to popular belief, the women at the office do use the first stall to their right. right next to the sinks.
- paper cuts are not uncommon here. neither are shredding accidents. just kidding.
- secretly, half of the phone calls made on these phones are to a person just three feet away. they're just in a different room/cubicle & the caller doesn't want to get up. ... that or there's some yelling action going on.
- it's always fucking cold.
- neon yellow, green, purple, pink, blue sticki notes provide the wallpaper to dreary off-white/eggshell paint colors with olive green and mahogany brown trimming.
- a classy roach coach rolls around every now & then to provide culture to the WASPS here.
- you know how people are abducted by those nasty lookin' alien things in the beginning of hitchiker's guide? we have a secretary here that looks exactly like it. EXACTLY. come over & seeeeeee.
- pasadena roads are unbearable. people need to go BOTH WAYS.
- we are situated right across the church heidi and spencer got married in. huzzah!
- there are an unnatural count of gay lawyers in this office. i think one is shacking up with a gay secretary. the only male secretary.
- my jewish eye candy is leaving at the end of august. tear*